Why are pianists fingers like lightning? They rarely strike the same place twice.
Why was the piano player arrested? Because he got into treble.
Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? Because they always ran around going “Bach! Bach! Bach!”
Student said to the teacher, “I can’t reach the brakes on this piano!”
A note left for a pianist from his wife: “Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.”
What do you get when you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
A snake in the brass!
What type of music are balloons scared of? Pop music!
What’s the most musical part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they forgot the words!
Why is a piano so hard to open? Because the keys are on the inside!
What’s the most musical bone? The trom-bone!
Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music? Because she broke the record!
Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing? She wanted to reach the high notes!
Where did the piano teacher leave her keys? In the piano!
How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!
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